Incatenato dalla cara Moltorumorepernulla (te possino...), non posso di certo tirarmi indietro (in realtà potrei eccome!!!) da questa geniale iniziativa: Karma Police 2008 - The Game.
Following Regulation ( x Moltorumore : you've written regolEmento. Tie. So learn to put chains ....):
My new title is dedicated to the famous song by Radiohead, Karma Police, contained in Their third album, OK Computer, now dating back to the beauty of (alas!) eleven years ago. In the English text of the song (and explain it to those who are not fans of Radiohead) is invoked the intervention of a mysterious Karma Police to punish a number of annoying things: women combed the guys who talk about Hitler or in mathematics. Moreover, the Eastern religions tell us that if one creates a bad karma sooner or later suffer the consequences its actions. Radiohead is jokingly threatened to call the story of Karma Police, then by the joke was born an entire epic text, whose genius is undisputed. As would be convenient to call the Karma Police and to take a while 'human ballast that weighs down our lives every day! That sounds the horn as it exits the green, even without giving you time to put his hand on the gear lever? Karma Poliiiceee! A bag over his head and away to secret guantanamesche. The other one will break your soul and with pinzillacchere trifles of all kinds in the workplace? Karma Poliiiceeeee! Arriva scoured and zap down the prison Piranesi. From this song the inspiration for a new part emozionante catena :
LE CINQUE PERSONE CHE FAREI ARRESTARE DALLA KARMA POLICE.
Le regole sono semplici, si fa una lista dei cinque reprobi dando una scheletrica motivazione e una pena. Si evita per quanto possibile di riferirsi a gente famosa, se no tutti diremmo che vogliamo l’arresto del re nanerottolo, ma di quello si dovrebbe occupare la Finanza, non la Karma Police! Fatta la lista si provvede a incatenare qualcuno obbligandolo a farla a sua volta. Semplice semplice, ma efficace…Andiamo a incominciare:
1) Il mio vicino di casa, pensionato nullafacente il cui unico scopo nella vita è quello di dar fastidio con rumori d'ogni genere. Specializzato nell'uso del hammer during the hours of rest and the drill on Sunday afternoon at 15:00.
Pooooolice Karma: hammering on his fingers to no end.
2) My neighbor, who is retired slakers urinate and defecate their dogs on the terrace adjacent to the mine. Of course, without ever removing the faeces, that "sooner or later the water and the wind carried it away."
Pooooolice Karma: carpet bombing of Polpettina using diapers.
3) The professor of mechanical repair Exam (top quarter) asked me the difference between the Otto cycle and Diesel cycle . After dozens of formulas and charts told me: "I am during the school year I have not explained like that. "And, despite the professor of electrical engineering said that my answers were correct, I ball.
Pooooolice Karma: none. Repeat the year in spite of everything I did well. But I do not deny that at the time I would gladly grind ...
4) Those who touch me as I speak. I hate them. touches your arm, you put a hand on his shoulder ... but why? "I'm touching you? No? And then why you have to do with me ?
Pooooolice Karma: hammering on his fingers to no end (as for the neighbor. But to him a little stronger).
5) Ex aequo: all politicians who, for purely personal interests, have poor governance, bad governance and bad governance Catania , reducing a sewer.
Pooooolice Karma: insecurity to the seventh generation for them and for those who elected them. Extension of the sentence to friends, friends of friends and friends of friends of friends of those who elected them.
incatenerò not anyone who wants to continue this chain, do it spontaneously.
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